It is prime climbing season right now. Stay socially distant and stay safe on the rocks out there. You know what else it is? Prime drinking season. Help dad get his après game in order—a cold beer after flailing on the project makes everything better ?
Could this be the pinnacle of beer refrigeration technology? Literally a quiver of beer: what more do you want?
Refrigeration is critical. The Yeti Hopper might not be the right choice for a big alpine climb, but for cragging? Oh yea, this’ll work.
Black Diamond knows what’s up: “With an angled hook on one end and a bottle-opener clip-in point on the other, the Nut Tool is an essential part of any trad rack.”
Dads like to nap—why else would they watch golf or read large, boring biographies and military histories? A book on training or climbing skills should do the trick. And if he doesn’t fall asleep, at least he’ll be entertained.
Getting stronger is a lot of work and really tiring. But learning about how to get stronger? Psh, no problem!
The bible for anyone who wants to climb mountains. Study it closely!
Dads like to tinker. They like to press buttons, flip switches and assemble things (often unsuccessfully) without reading the instructions. Get him something that’ll keep him busy trying to figure out how it works—a project, if you will—or else some other shiny, complicated new gadget.
So he can get in contact with you wherever he is. (Or so you can keep tabs on him.)
Maybe think twice before getting him this one. You’ll never hear the end of all the new metrics he can use to track his mountain travel.