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TNB: Climbing’s Greatest Route Names

Like snowflakes, no two climbs on earth will ever be identical. But what's an identity without a name? Great climbs have great names, and these names will be forever burned into the brains of all climbers who follow the path. So in celebration of great route names, I've compiled a short list of my personal favorites. Don't hesitate to add your own favorite route and boulder problem names at the bottom of this list.

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Like snowflakes, no two climbs are identical. Whether that path follows a flute of ice high on the face of an
alpine wall, or a swath of rock via a series of edges to an anchor midway up a sandstone bluff, each route or boulder problem any climber ever touches
will have an identity all its own.

But what’s an identity without a name? Great climbs have great names, and these names will be forever burned into the brains of all climbers who follow
the path. Naming climbs is rich with tradition, and every first ascentionist aspires to capture the perfect name for their creations. Some first ascentionists,
however, are better than others at naming routes. So in celebration of great route names, I’ve compiled a short list of my personal favorites.

Don’t hesitate to add your own favorite route and boulder problem names to the bottom of this list.

The <em>Thaw&#39;s Not Houlding Wright</em> is the route on the far right of this photo. Courtesy of Rolando Garibotti.” title=”The <em>Thaw&#39;s Not Houlding Wright</em> is the route on the far right of this photo. Courtesy of Rolando Garibotti.”></p>
<p><b> 1. <em>The Thaw’s Not Houlding Wright</em></b><br />
    <br />Patagonia, Argentina (1,400 meters, 5.10+, Aguja de I’S West Face) </p>
<p>This alpine route tackles the shortest summit of the Cerro Torre skyline. Though the grade is fairly moderate, the technical climbing starts at glacier<br />
    level, which makes for one of the longest technical routes in the Torre range. The first ascent, as you may have guessed, belongs to American Cedar<br />
    Wright and Britons Leo Houlding and Kevin Thaw. While experiencing the “classic bad weather” of Patagonia in 2004, the team found little climbable<br />
    objectives during their month-long stay. </p>
<p>“After a failed attempt on what would later become <em>Arco de los Vientos</em> [Cerro Torre], we managed to climb this new route on our last day before<br />
    leaving Patagonia,” remembers Wright. “We decided on the name after realizing that all of our names had a meaning, and put them together in kind of<br />
    an esoteric way … the weather is shit here.” </p>
</p>
<p><b> 2. <em>A Steep Climb Named Desire</em></b> (5.13d) Donner Summit, California. </p>
<p>For anyone who watched Eric Perlman and Mike Hatchett’s masterpiece <em>Masters of Stone II</em>, you likely witnessed a skinny white dude in a tank top<br />
    crushing a then-futuristic bolted line of granite dubbed <em>A Steep Climb Named Desire</em>. </p>
<p><img src=Scott Fischbein.” title=”Mike Carville cranking down on A Steep Climb Named Desire (5.13d). Photo by Scott Fischbein.”>”It
took me six hours to figure out the crux move!” says the route’s creator Scott Frye, in the old-school film.

The year was 1991, and Frye’s route was an instant California classic for the strongmen of the country. Yet, as the years faded since that video debuted,
you may have forgotten the details surrounding that route. But you probably didn’t forget the iconic name. A Steep Climb Named Desire
, riffing on the famous Tennessee William’s play cum Marlon Brando movie, “A Streetcar Named Desire,” holds legendary status for route names worldwide.
“Stella!”

3. Trent’s Mom (V10) Joes Valley, Utah.

Bouldering has always seemed like the punk rock of climbing. From the early days of no pads, when all falls were groundfalls (as unforgiving as punk rock’s
own adopted sport—skateboarding), to the fact that seemingly every area you visit has a barrage of vulgar names peppering your guidebook (Hueco
Tanks anyone?), bouldering screams counter-culture.

But among all the innuendos and double entendres littering the pages of bouldering guidebooks, my personal favorite is simple and elegant: Trent’s Mom.

“Every time I go to Joe’s, I work on Trent’s Mom.” And of course, if you take down this proud and powerful problem, you then have the pleasure
of exclaiming, “I finally did Trent’s Mom.”

My only questions are: who’s Trent and what did he do to deserve this?

For the beta on Trent’s Mom, skip to 3:51 in the video below:

4. Over Yourself (V10) Flagstaff Mountain, Boulder, Colorado.

Bob Horan repeating <em>Over Yourself</em>. Horan collection.”>Skip<br />
    Guerin was “aloof and competitive” according to <em>Climb! A History of Colorado Climbing</em>. He was also one of the strongest climbers of his generation,<br />
    and his legendary exploits in both climbing and partying have been discussed in hushed tones around Colorado campfires since the late 1980’s. Guerin<br />
    claimed the third ascent of <em>Midnight Lightning</em> (V8) back when the problem was still touted as one of the world’s hardest. Yet, Guerin found<br />
    the line so easy that he also climbed it barefoot—up and down! Guerin is also responsible for some of Boulder, Colorado’s, fiercest problems.<br />
    One in particular was a line he established in the early 1990’s on Flagstaff Mountain. This pebble-pinching traverse on The Pebble Boulder held the<br />
    stratospheric grade of V10 at a time when few other problems did, and Guerin jokingly dubbed the line <em>Over Yourself</em>, specifically so he could<br />
    ask other possible suitors, “Did you get <em>Over Yourself </em>yet?” </p>
</p>
<p><b> 5. <em>El Sendero Luminoso</em> </b>(5.12c/d) El Potrero Chico, Mexico. </p>
<p><img src=Alex Honnold blew minds with his historic free-solo, I figured I could shed a little light on this route’s name. In 1994, Jeff
Jackson, Kurt Smith and Pete Peacock established a 15-pitch sport climb up the 1,750-foot limestone wall of El Toro, in Mexico’s Potrero Chico. The route was one of the first of its kind. A big-wall sport climb? Get outta here! In a time when
bolts were still controversial, the idea that an entire wall could be bolted was sacrilege to some. Yet Jackson (who sits right beside me here at
Rock and Ice World Headquarters) told me this morning that the name was an inside joke.

“We wanted something that would take the piss out of the ultra-serious trad climbers who were denouncing sport climbing at the time,” says Jackson. “The
name, which means Shining Path sounds grandiose, but it’s really a reference to the line of shiny bolts and cleared vegetation.”

With all the great, clever and symbolic route and boulder problem names in the climbing world, please add your personal favorites below, and don’t be scared
to get weird!