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A long time ago, at a crag far away...

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As a Jedi and his friends are enroute to “disable, ummmm some planetary defense systems” on Endor, they stumble across a slabby 7A (V6).

Although “Spanakin Skywalker,” as our hero calls himself, sports one of those molecular structure tattoos (at some point, we’ve all dated someone with one of those, right?), and hisĀ “movie quality Jedi costume” consists of a pale torso and some rolled-up pirate breeches, this guy DOES have a good Chewbacca impersonation, he can force lift his chalk bag, and they manage to fit a Wilhelm scream in there. Also, they look like they’re having a pretty good time.

Stick around for the last minute of the video if you want to watch the gang battle to land a pop shuvit. Admittedly, mine are pretty bad too.


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